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Tweets About NYC Apartment Hunting

July 21st, 2011 : The Naked Apartments Team

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Our favorites (from the past few weeks):

Gotta love apartment hunting in NYC. I only click on broker listings like “BEST DEAL EVARR ZOMG” or equivalent so I know they’re serious.
@razorjamon (Editorial note: here’s a related infographic.)

What do vacuum cleaners and searching for apartments in NYC have in common?
@abnerwillis

How is it easier to find a decent guy in #nyc than it is to find a decent apartment?
@LaDyVeNZ

Apartment hunting sucks ya’ll. If anybody in the NYC area needs a roomie..holler at me. I’m clean, b**ches. I’m CLEANNNN.
@JamesRyanChavis

Uhmm…I know NYC apartments are small, but How in THEE Hell did all of those folks live in the Jeffersons place!?! #TightAsHell #MoveOnOut
@justBeingDerene

Finding an apartment here is like trying to find meaning in a Pauly Shore movie. #cluelessreference #NYC #ugh
@katelowry

Apartment-hunting in NYC makes me stabby.
@stotto (Editorial note: We don’t know what this means – should we laugh or lock our doors?)

Runners up:

I reached out to nearly a dozen NYC apartment listings today. Now all I have to do is bat slightly better than Adam Dunn.
@EricSlepak (Editorial note: Adam Dunn is a baseball player that pretty much is batting terribly right now.)

The process of getting an apartment in NYC can kiss my grits. Seriously.
@kibbe

Today I search for apartments in the clusterf**k that is downtown NYC. Wish me luck (or a divine intervention)
@DopeAmbition

Apartment hunting in NYC is no joke! Didn’t even have to go through all this when I bought a place in LA. Lord give me strength.
@MissZoeZ

Have been sobbing uncontrollably at my desk since admitting to myself that the NYC apartment hunting has begun in earnest.
@widestance

Apartment hunting in NYC is the best! 0_0 #sarcasm #expensiveproposition
@upBrit

Apartment hunting in NYC is a real motherf**ker.
@Fabtraption (Editorial note: we think this one really sums up most renters’ feelings before they discover Naked Apartments.)

If only these frustrated Twitter users knew about @NakedApartments ;)


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