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Battery Park City: Get an amazing view of a floating green woman holding an ice cream cone. A true testament to the American love of food!

TriBeCa: Unfortunately, Still in development. The streets are bumpy cobblestone, and the restaurants and bars are missing signage.

SoHo: The Immigrant quarter. No one speaks English and even the mannequins are emaciated. Probably a good place to find a cheap apartment.

West Village: This neighborhood has the largest population of White America parents with Chinese and Black babies.

East Village: Every weekend they close down this part of the City for American college reunions.

Lower East Side: It’s unsafe to travel here at night. Lots of sick homeless people puking on street corners.

Murray Hill: Home.

Gramercy: Come to this neighborhood to see caged humans frolicking in a garden. But don’t feed them. They bite!

Chelsea: You’ll feel comfortable here. The men hold hands and no one stares at the women.

Midtown: The religious quarter. Lights and star-gazing people everywhere.

Upper East Side: Still a British colony with Empire fashions in full effect.

Upper West Side: America’s Bollywood.

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